Learning on Twitter
that we should red flag
on the basis of favorite novel or author
Better not like Ayn Rand
Kerouac is for stunted teenagers
Hemmingway’s wee wee
(even when stricken with rigor mortis)
measured less than his ego.
If you love Dickenson
you must be afraid of the real world
Don’t read Bukowski or Stephen King
or Camille Paglia
The arbiters of their own private
delusion of truth will spurn you
And me, I don’t red flag
any favorite authors or books
but I do blacklist
the self righteous, self superior fools who do
Every person is the summation
of a lot more than simply
a favorite book or author
or flavor of ice cream
or brand of toothpaste
I feel compelled to let them
Reveal that to me
Turns out,
My Bukowski disciple gives food
to the homeless on weekly
My Steinem acolyte only
believes in alms given by others.
I don’t red flag favorite books
or favorite authors
but I may well blacklist the fools
that think they should
It seems to me they’re making
a profound statement
regarding their own actual worth