Tunisia was pretty modern
but perhaps, not modern enough.
I stayed in a hotel
a couple blocks
from La Place de L’Independence.
There was a bidet
in the hotel room
so they’re not completely naïve
and showing the French influence.
There was a bar serving alcools.
The locals, ashamed of imbibing
drank inside the dark dimly lit bar.
Me, I sat my non-Muslim cracker ass
at a table on the sidewalk
openly enjoying the beer.
There was the St. Vincent de Paul Cathedral
with a three sided billboard
out on the sidewalk
The three sides featured
English, French & Arabic
proclamations on the greatness
and accomplishments of Ben Ali.
I remember standing there
reading about all the advances
and achievements & thinking:
“This is a self aggrandizing bastard.”
A couple months later
the Tunisian people overthrew Ali
after a 23 year reign
so apparently
they agreed with my assessment.
It was pretty weird watching the news
as the people toppled
the three sided hoarding
with Ben Ali’s visage and self glory.
I remember standing there
on La Place de l’Independence
reading that very sign
and now destroyed by a mob.
My only thought was “Damn!”
and then I moved on to other matters.