I always read
that cows were reckless
& pretty oblivious.
I heard tales
of bovine suicide—
cows that would
just walk right off of a cliff
It always struck me
as rural legend
until a trip to the D.R.
Riding through small towns
with a couple friends;
we found ourselves mired
in an epic traffic jam
We were sitting still
next to a small pasture.
with cows grazing.
As we sit there
fuming over the traffic,
we see a cow
walk right off the cliff.
“Did that just happen?”
We’re looking at each other
in stunned silence.
I guess it either ruined
someone’s car
or made someone’s holiday
a bit more festive.
It was a lesson
for my naïve big city slicker mind.
Cows really do kill themselves
or at least display
no more common sense
than the average citizen.