What is going on here?
Does every guy named Bill
with a last initial C
have to be a rapist; misogynist
sexual predator?
Cigars don’t make
for great foreplay
and engagement should be
a two way street.
I love Quaaludes
as much as the next guy.
I usually kept them for myself
and I damn sure never
gave them away to anyone
that didn’t ask for them.
I always thought nookie
was better
if both partners consented
and actually stayed awake
for the festivities.