There’s increasing excuses
to walk by Trestle Inn
& you have to stop in
For a Trestlewide.
It’s the law!
I’ve been challenged
on that assertion
but I’m pretty sure it is a law.
Besides why risk it?
One time, I even went
for two Trestlewides
in a single sitting.
It seemed like the right thing to do.
After all, if you had a hungry family
at home
& you stole a loaf of bread
to feed them--
Would that be so wrong?
And what if—instead of a loaf of bread
you went to Trestle Inn
and had two Trestlewides
in a single sitting?
Would that be a crime?
I think not!
Two Trestlewides in a single sitting—
I know I’ve grown in statute
in several people’s eyes.
Sadly, it’s not likely
these are the ones I most need to impress.