Some of these people
really crack me up.
I’m doing a Center City reading
and talking with
a couple poetry comrades
about poetry, life
& all the usual bullshit.
Ginsberg gets slammed
by jealous wannabees
and Bukowski is toasted
by pansies afraid his ghost
will come back to kick their asses.
Of course, politics & coalitions
are mentioned
in the same breath
as love, rhythm & Kerouac.
And then the chat
took a turn toward the loony.
It turns out that one of the poets
is telling the other that he wishes
that he needed glasses.
“I’m thinking of going to a doctor
to get a pair so I’ll look more intelligent.”
“Yeah, glasses are cool.”
intones the other one
(pun not intended)
About this point
I’m feeling the distinct taste
of bile in my mouth
as the virtue of glasses
are being discussed
by these two poets
Now, I can’t grasp why
if God, Allah, Zeus
or whatever other diety
spiritual or secular
grants you good vision
why would you want
to tamper with the results.
Well, I find it insulting
to people with vision disorders
that someone blessed
with perfectly good eyes
would mess with them.
Guys like this should put less thought
into how they look
and more thought into how they write.
I thought of point this out to them
but I’m not very assertive.
And I remained silent not really sure
it would even be worth the effort.