I had time to kill
before my flight
back to EWR.
There was a rum shack
across from the airport
filled with an odd mix
of locals and tourists.
There were a few old Bajans
sipping on their rum
and waxing poetic.
Imagine Fred Sanford
on an afternoon bender
with Bubba & Grady
and for some reason
I’m drinking with them.
These guys were hilarious
even if I couldn’t
understand the Bajan accents.
They were going off
on all kinds of sick tangents.
Remember passing milk
through your nose as a child?
It’s a lot less pleasant
to do that with rum.