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MY MANLINESS IS AT STEAK
I am RUNNING FOR MY LIFE
I hope i don't have to run in any feminine item
AS THAT WOULD BE EVIL
SO COMERADES
PUT YOUR WALLETS AWAY!
DON'T BE GENEROUS
Its FINE
Don't need your money
SAFEGUARD MY MANLINESS
DON'T DONATE
DON'T
DON'T DO IT!
PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Lend me your ears
Let me wisper into them
I just have to raise £50 and THATS IT
So let me subliminally message you
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DON'T DO IT
LET THE MONEY STAY IN THE WALLET
Close up your purses let me hear the Zips closing
Let me hear the clasps beint put together
Leave the piggy bank alone
Put your card away
STOP
THINK OF WHAT MENTAL ANGUISH THIS COULD LEAD TO!!!
NO DO AS FAT SWEATY BOB SAYS
I AGREE WITH HIM!
LISTEN to his WISE WORDS
SAVE YOUR MONEY
NO NO NO! Please people give Taz your money. If she raises enough she has promised to run in a red ball gown while also having a her hair straighten, and will wear make up so come on people give her ur money!