HYPOCRITE

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My personal poems

One minute your all ANTI THIS and ANTI THAT

Next minute you go and do all those things



Whats going on in your head



"I don't believe in it"

"Its wrong"



Why are you doing it then?



"I've never done that"

"I would never do that"



Why are you doing it then?



"Blah blah blah blah against it"

"Blue blue blue blue Don't do it"



Why are you doing it then?



Stop it

Either admit to it or stop doing it







EGGS DON'T COOK ON THEIR OWN YOU KNOW

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

had to laugh at other persons comments re: eggs and late for own funeral.I personally found you piece comical. People are always changing their minds about something or another..

Do do do's picture

Thanks for the eggs advice it's a shame you didn't tell me sooner because I wanted eggs for breakfast the other day and I was busy so I just left them in the saucepan hoping they would cook and well they didn't. Ended up being late for my own funeral so let that be a lesson to you kids.