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13 stitches
the first time i saw the descendants
they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
no one in the crowd really cared for them
we were waiting for the alleycats to play
after a couple months, i heard kabuki girl
on rodney on the raw, late sunday night
that was enough for me, i hoped a bus
to licorice pizza and bought my all time favorite record
the next time i went to the whiskey
it was "DOA" with "millions of dead cops"
the latter band played faster than i could believe
but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
except "john wayne was a nazi" and "joey shithead was a drunk"
then john macias beat some hippy to a pulp
for having long hair was a mistake
the third time i went to the hospital
i needed thirteen stitches in my head
i managed to catch six songs of ill repute
then some suicidal threw me into a post
my girlfriend started to cry cause' we had to leave
before DRI played fifty lousey songs
my bood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash
