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i was backstage at a festival in Germany

talking to a cute fair skinned brunette

i asked her if she wanted to have a beer

and if she liked our set

i noticed that her hair was longer in the back

i figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian

that’s why i was surprised

when she told me she was fully lesbian



that's when i realized it was Sara

or maybe it was Tegan

i'm pretty sure that it was Sara

cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one



i told her i was a big fan of her band

she asked me if i had a favorite song

i admitted that i'd never actually heard them

but i like k.d. lang



i told her this Jew knows about the Juno’s

and how they got robbed three times in a row

and then i asked her if she knew of anyone

who was selling pills or blow



that's when i creeped out Sara

or maybe i just pissed

her off when i asked her if her sister

and her had ever had a threesome?

where they both ganged up one girl

a forgy or a fivesome?

do they think strap-ons are groovy

and had they ever seen the movie

'Bound' and did they like Jennifer Tilly

did they like Jennifer Tilly?



Sara said she

preferred Gina Gershon

Angelina Jolie

in the Gia movie

that was on HBO

and “If These Walls Could Talk”

made Tegan cry a lot

after that i forgot what she said



that's the problem with Diazepam,

so many things i don't remember

but i've got a sinking feeling,

it's not that i'm a clairvoyant

but i think that i creeped out Sara,

i was creeping out on Sara

i hope it wasn't Tegan,

cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one