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he's not smart

a C student

and that's after buying his way into school

beady eyes

and he's kinda dyslexic

can he read?  no one's really quite sure

he signs stuff

and he executes people

maybe that's why he doesn't have any friends

cocaine

and a little drunk driving

doesn't matter when you're commander in chief



idiot son of an asshole

he's the idiot son of an asshole



put on some make up

turn on the 8 track

i'm putting a week back on the shelf

suddenly i'm the president

of the united states

but then i woke up and realized i'm still me



he's too dumb

to eat pretzels

apparently smart enough to fix an election

moved boldly

into the white house

but most people voted against him

he likes naps

he really likes naptime

a couple of naps, then a nap and then he's ready for bed

he may be

from bush descent

but he's always gonna be the unpresident



idiot son of an asshole

he's the idiot son of an asshole

he's our president