it was a sad bittersweet end
when i suddenly losy my brain cancered friend
it turns out poor brett
was just poor
and he told over 30 bands about his cancer before
it was all a scam
he had just showed me someone else's brain scan
but it's ok, brett
yea, it's ok, brett
you may have taken me for a ride
but you gave me my best song about cancer yet
so now you'll be known across the nation
as the guy who started the fake-a-wish foundation
i cured one case of cancer will be my acclamation