i gotta spend the day at the record store
cuz it's the only place i can go to ignore what i got
and listen to some punk rock
i don't have the cash for chemotherapy
but i got enough for the HOFX colored EP
oh yeah!
i know one day i'll meet Fatty and we're gonna be bros
if i show up to enough Fat Wreck Chord shows
and i'll tell him that i'm dying
and i'm desperately tryin'
to see a dominatrix with reasonable rates
should i fly to Santuary or just drive through the gates
of East Oakland
i said: that's kind of a random thing to say
he said: i'm Brett, i don't have very long
there's something very wrong
so i thought that you could maybe
write a song about me
i said: seriously?
i'm uninsured and it's unstoppable
the doctor told me it's inoperable
cuz my GoFundMe page only raised 50 bucks
oh no!
i think i gotta go
he told me the cancer was in his brain
so i invited him over to do some cocaine
with me
cuz he never tried drugs before
i offered him a line and he said he's not sure
i said: didn't you just tell me that there isn't a cure?
so why not try
some ectasy and coke
if you're gonna croak
some DMT and K
will make you feel okay
just for one night
you might feel like everything is gonna be all right
then he texted me every day
until i finally said: okay
i'll write a song about you being sick
but like your life, it's gonna end too quick