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The Sun (does not Exist)
The Sun (does not Exist)
The Barkers invite the Hendersons over to wash
dishes, but the Hendersons reschedule due to Linda's
lack of sleep. Last night, Linda set the alarm to four
to give Ethel Mathers a call regarding the difficulty
she was having getting some sleep. (...) Never mind.
Food gets hungry. Hungry eats fifteen spoons delivered
tomorrow. (...) "Sit your ass down, Chair!"
There's-plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea tips a hat to the nude
fisher lady. (...) Sex? (...) The bed sleeps. (...) "Good
morning," says a good morning.
"No!"
(...) No punches Yes in the stomach. (...) My trousers
file a lawsuit against me. (...) "'What does this have to
do with the economy?" questions a question.
No punches the question. (...) "Boy sings a lullaby.
Car explodes." / "Lullaby sings a car. Boy expl[...]."
(...) You will never defeat me, for I am Defeat.
Sex? (...) My favorite color is refrigerator. (...) "It's as
cold as my favorite color out here."
"Tell me about it... my shoes couldn't even fit my
shoes."
Fire! Subtraction! Aliens!
I am so rebellious that James Dean's mother named him
after me. His mother then went to the store to buy
a dozen cage-free eggs. "[...] Farmers are resisting
the more expensive method of raising hens [cage-
free], and doubt consumers will continue to pay twice
as much for the eggs, which reportedly taste better.
[...]"
"Who the hell puts ketchup on their hot dogs anyway?"
