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Prescribing Guests Dishwashing Liquid
Prescribing Guests Dishwashing Liquid
The swat team kicks the door in to find Yves Klein's
1957 exhibition of an empty room called The Surface
and Volumes of Invisible Pictorial Sensibility.
Rewind.
The swat team kicks the door in to kick the door in
to find "[...] 25 Snow Whites after 'monster parents'
bullied officials into admitting that it was not fair
to have just one kid in the title role." (I am not sure
though if the swat team is several people or one person
moving really fast like "French train named V-150 [...]
[that] broke the world speed record for trains on
rails [...] [with] an astounding speed of 515 km/h
(356 mph).")
Klein explains, "the duality of the um in um um when
um of um before post-modern um is um of um trans-
figured in um, but the existence transcendental in [...]."
(I am not sure if Klein is naked or if I'm horny right now,
but he makes an attractive Volkswagen Beetle, for I am
"57-year[s young and an] American from Washington
state who claims [...] he has had 'sex' with 1,000 cars
[...]."
The caterer passes out wine, fur coats, intellectual jargon,
too much perfume, monocles, shiny shoes, buttery critics,
pretentious laughs, manicures, ridiculously stiff postures....
Rewind.
