THE BEER DRINKERS MANIFESTO

I prefer your standard american brew

to all these snobby ass overpriced swills

 

I prefer your pilsners and your lagers

to all these nasty ass IPAS

 

Like your Yuenglings and your Miller lights,

I prefer that golden necter goodness piss 

 

I drink my beer like a redneck slamming them down,

while still enjoying the taste

 

But lets be honest, us true beer drinkers don't drink

the beers for the taste

 

We drink the the beer to get drunk,

we drink to escape from the struggles of a long day

 

 

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