Pop up ads how I hate them so
They make my computer go super slow
Popping up to sell something lame
Even when I'm playing a game
If I was to ever meet the bastard who created such a thing
I'd strangle him til he was no longer breathing
And shout obscene comments to make him feel hated
And tell him that advertising is overrated
Especially whild you do it when I'm really busy
Don't you cry, you little sissy
You forced me to make you wish that you were never conceived
Here's a comment you'll never receive
"We love this product and we'd like to buy it"
Now rot in hell you piece of...