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Hello ladies, and gentle peoplez... wait... no, that's right.  If you didn't notice, I do have a lot of poetry... if you haven't you prolly either don't like me, or don't care... more than likely don't like me.  Well, the site for it is www.postpoems.com/members/ers if you are interested in it... even if you aren't, just go in, sign my guestbook there, and yell at me... you'll feel better, plus I'll have more guestbook signings and stuff like that.



In other news... Imma boob O.o... details next time.



On the lighter side of life, a recent study showed that second hand smoking will kill a person faster than first hand will, since the left over smoke is everything that the lungs reject; it happens to be the most potent part of the poison.  Thank god I made the right choice.



Earlier today, a local black man from Newark, New Jersey; was found dead in a dumpster; having to have appearently been  beaten to death with his own severed dick, a spatchula, and an old fashion feathered pillow.  Police are taking full responisibility.



A man attacked his wife earlier today with a dry eraser marker, permanently damaging both her eyes.  



Local police officals in Tokyo, Japan were stunned today; after finding the body of a 39 year old male with a car battery hooked up to his balls, his arms tied behind his back, mouth gagged, castrated, stabbed in the gut, choked with his own intestines, and forehead cracked open from a basball bat.  Officals believe this incodent to be a suicide.



Last week, a sniper threatened to kill all the fathers' of the children of the households of Elm Street in Los Angeles if all of his demands aren't met.  The police have taken all the milkmen on that route into protective custody for the time being.



This just in; a local post office in Minot, North Dakota has had a major murder spree, an ex-coworker of the postal service killed 12 dogs, 7 cats, 20 coworkers, 2 gas staion attendents, a bus full of nuns, and wounded 50 complaining customers.  When charged in court for his act, he claimed that he was merely cleaning the gun when it went off.



And finally, in the world of chaos, everything seems to be in order.