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Sex and drugs, best of all,

Long legs that make you tall,

Fucking all the ways we dare,

Feeding you a poo popcicle with care,

Going to the bathroom to finish up,

The toilet seat I rest my top,

Now my chest itches me,

Holy shit, what is on me?



Giant crabs of doom,

Yelling out their mating tune,

Walking down my stomach without care,

Invading all my pubic hair,

Chomping upon my swollen sac,

Pushing me down on my back,



Dirty whore fucked my roommate,

He has the crab cakes of hate,

Just like these little children of mine,

Cook them up and sell, only 5 for a dime,



The crowbar I take in my grasp,

Shoved it up her ass, now covered in crap,

Twist and pull, now shes a puppet,

Reach my hand up her like a Muppet,

Armor for my arm,

Now where's her teenage sister?