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Going for the longest stride,

Taking the valium in which I confide,

Going to fart on your breakfast,

Better get here and eat it fast,

And wash it down with poo on the Chinese rug,

Here’s my willy, give it a tug,

Yellow rain going down your throat,



Roll up the carpet,

Rip it off the floor of your appartment,

Make it nice and tight,

Find some midgets on this night,



It's time for the outfits of the rats...

Time for the game without hacks...

Time to play whack-a-mole!



Fuck a dead heffalump,

Then take a giant dump,

Fuck your daddy in the ass,

Rub your dick in broken glass,

Run your mother over,

Beat the shit out of Red Rover,

Dildo’s clashing in my mind,

An orifice to stick them in, I can find,



Craving some tasty poon,

Can your sister come out soon,

Fuck her with a steel chair,

Leave her with a broken tail,



Anal love with some bacon grease,

Made from your sweaty crease,

Take you sideways best of all,

Paper bag you as I fall,

Semen spewing everywhere,

Knowing you are unaware,

As I donkey punch you in the neck,

While your face eats the wooden deck,

Stole your money for the fare,

Man gravy in your hair,

Wait three minutes, rinse, and repeat.