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Deviousness (A Multiuser Acronym Poem)
I. Deviousness
Despite enjoying verbosity,
I only use short nouns,
enjoying some satisfaction.
Someone always takes it so far,
a cat turns into one nutcracker.
Never underestimate the crap reindeer allow,
containing kittens, entering reality.
II. Necrosynthensis
New emu porn carries really overtly sexual yelling;
never think horny emus normally sex in silence.
III. Motorcycle
More of those original readings could yield certain lunatic expectations.
IV. Lunatic
Little untold nitpicks attack the incriminating crap.
Catapulting redundancies attack post-postmodernism.
V. Bwah
But what's a hoo-hoo-dilly?
Hungry octopuses overly hate ogres on damn italian lasagna lunch yum!
VI. Boogers
Bobbing oversized ogres get enormous retired sisters.
VII. Antidisestablishmentarianism
Analyzing never truthful idiots doing insignificant stuff,
even seeing that anal bruises lie in small holes,
making everyone never talk about really inbred animals,
needing incisors so majorly.
VIII. Him
Hunting inbred meterology.
IX. Pneumonomicronucleosis
People never enthusiastically urinate much on nature's orbiting moon,
in connection regarding open nuts,
undressed conventionally,
less everyone on saturn is sleeping.
Sensorium lethargic, entirely eerie, positively insane, not gangrenous.
Growing anarchically, neuropathic gods rape Enuminous’ neverending opus, unabashedly searching.
Somehow, Earth's angels recoil,
catatonic horror images,
nearing Golgotha.
Giant orbiting;
linear gods oppose the harrowing agony.
Antigone gestures, oracles nearing Yugoslavia.
"You underestimate golden orbs, surrounding,
luridly alluring visitors in Albuquerque!"
X. Absquatulate
Around banyons, stealthy, quickly undulating,
antithesis, tidy umbrellas, lonely ascender,
touched,
enraptured.
Even new roses are pretty, thorned: useless roses every day.
Desperate,
angrily y-chromosomal.
Y'all, clearly happiness rarely occurs magically,
or spontaneously,
once man alters life.
Luxuriate inside,
fantastically expressionless.
XI. Seratonin
Simply euphoric rapturing attention taken outside:
nothingness into neon.
Never ending omnipotent nonsense.
Nowhere original,
nowhere sensical,
entirely nowhere sexual,
embracing.
Echoic minds bound,
remembering another,
cumming in nightly gyrations.
Great yawning rats:
act truly insignifigant;
orbiting not supercalafragalisticexpealadocious!
Sometimes under pretentious erudations,
reality comes along laughing at fathomless realizations,
auspiciously gathering all lovers in sight to inspire creative
energy; xenophobia prevails, erupting among liquid arousals,
detonating over-cautious insanities of underlying sanctity.
She awes newcomers,
calmly tantalizing incoming traffic: "Yowzers!"
Yellowing oranges were zinc.
Edible? Retchingly so.
XII. Lovemaking
Lusty orgasmic vigorous encounters manufacture ardent kisses instantly;
natural gorgeousness.
XIII. Sumptous
Swaying underneath moods,
point of views; tangible obedience, unalterable submission.
Simmering underneath basements,
mightily intoning supplications,
surrendering innocence,
obscured, near-omniescent.
XIV. Bella
Beauty escapes luscious lips again.
XV. XOSmoochesNMoreXO
Xylophones on,
Saturn must openly operate,
'cause hating Earthers set nuking meteors,
openly rotating enemies,
X-rated optically.
XVI. Madame O
Masterfully articulates dominating all musings exceptionally: oh-my!
XVII. Tired
Terrifyingly intense,
relapsing,
echoing death.
Dark, elaborate,
ancient thoughts - hovering.
Having our verses edited really intensely,
naughty government.
Good old vehicles excite radical nymphomaniacs - making enthralled new tents.
XVIII. Laxadaisical
Loathsome angry xylophone artist,
detail agonies in semiphore,
iguanas catapulted against loneliness.
Lost on Neptune,
examining Larissa's irregular nature,
essentially seeking spaceships.
So purgatorialy accurate, celestial elegance swifting heavily,
indefatigable,
perfect synchronicity.
Singleminded yearnings, never content;
haphazard reckless opinions nag incessantly,
cache insignificant time: yearn-no-more.
You'd either accidentally reach nirvana - never old - merrily,
or reach epiphanies.
Enuminous performs impeccable photography honorably,
and never improves erect subjects.
Somehow,
usurpations: beyond justice,
enchanted;
colliding,
terrifying,
solipsistic.
[Note: Multi-Authored Poem. All rights reserved to respective authors of respective stanzas. You know who you are, and thanks!]
