Our government is just and stable
The food we buy is healthy and disease-free
The lights will stay on
There is adeuate safe housing for everybody
Guns are for hunting game animals
Smoking and lung cancer are totally unrelated
The nuclear family is alive and well
All of our children will get a first-rate education
India and Pakistan are working together for peace
This planet can sustain any size of human population
Insects are destructive and unneeded
Art is for snobs and shouldn't be taught to kids
Dan Quale will make a great President
Jerry Springer produces quality programming
Nobody accepts bribes
Only thin women are beautiful
Rush Limbaugh has the world's best interests at heart
Alan Greenspan consults an astrologist to set rates
Cows feel no fear at the slaughterhouse
Christ hasn't aged a day in 2000 years