Hunting the last taboos
"Minister of Parliment in Hermaphrodite
Beastiality Scandal!"
Armed with multimedia savants
Tenyearold reads overmommy's shoulder
We stalk through Prague dungeons
"What's a hermaphrodite, mommy?"
And scour Peoria's neighborhoods
"Run along, you, upstairs now! Play your 'It's
Pat!' vid, your Elton John, just scram!!"
Hunting the cutting edge news
"Undead Satanist Charged With Suicide of Himself, Twelve
Disciples" she reads
We name the victims
Thankful the child is banshed upstairs in play
Protect the perpetraters alleged
Launches her "Terrorize Thy Township" videogame
To have done bestselling things
Selects "Death By Vibrator", surfs her demon rooms
Hunting the wildest views
The child ambiguously sleep, dreaming of nothing
Nothing shocking enough
"Sleepwalking Transgender Tyke Rescues Comatose
Bondage Queen Sexaddict Mom From Horrible Internet
Stalkin Death" the next day brings
We, the law-abiding penetrable mist
Idi Amin's ghost yawns through
We are unimpressionable readers
But his ghost agrees with our insides
Hunting the newest of eyes
Idi thinks, "Sex Death Orgiasts Perish By the
Score in Chunnel Bus Convoy Smashup, Fouryearold
Cult Abuse Victim is Sole Survivor" was much better
We'll make mincemeat
"Takes me back to the old days", he muses
Out of the competition
"Dahmer taught us all about terror..."
We'll make a killing on NASDAQ
"...It makes a great marinade"
Hunting the bravest of lies
Two uneventful days later hero Tenyearold
is abducted by a vengeful Parliment fugitive
The most tragic terrible events
De-hermaphrodited, brainwashed into a feral
state, infected, battered then dissected
Irreducible, mesmerizing
The newspapers come out again
Twentyfour point type
Completely blank this day