Excitement

Smooth as silk in red and black
The curves await a soft attack
The 6 inch shaft with 5 inch girth
Is hot and stiff, for all it's worth.
Soft, supple rubber pleasures with no end
There's a second one to please a friend.
The joystick moves in all directions
The throbbing head your hand it beckons.
Vibration comes in such a frenzy
Women swoon and men envy
My brand new Troy-Bilt Snow blower.
Model 30 90 X P-R

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Always wear protection.

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ElsiePea's picture

Like a patient lover...

Troy waited one month for me to turn the key.
The heat warmed my heart and my hands.
The results were as expected... orgasmic!

running_with_rabbits's picture

wow

I love your brain!


Much Love

Ashley

SSmoothie's picture

I know it's soo cool right? I

I know it's soo cool right? I thought this was hilarious! Well written and highly effective!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

ElsiePea's picture

Powerful Indeed

Last December we had 48 inches of snow. I ran the unit in my driveway for 10 minutes when I got it home last week to make sure it worked properly. Now they are saying this December will likely have the lowest snowfall accumulation on record - less than 1.5 inches!
That blower is powerful indeed!

MzCreativeFlower11's picture

Very clever haha Nice

Very clever haha
Nice figurative language it let's yu use ur imagination
Love it!!

Fitzgerald's picture

This is awesome.. So detailed

This is awesome.. So detailed like it should be

ElsiePea's picture

I can't wait to use it.

Don't worry, I will wear protection!

SSmoothie's picture

What can I say I melted, it

What can I say I melted, it just blew me away! ;) cool!


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

Beavis's picture

I love it! Bravo!

I love it! Bravo!

9inety's picture

ahhh

this has got to be some kind of snow job! Ha! very witty!
peace
Dylan


"One of the best results of life, is the torment of love"

Dylan Eliot