A Trolling Review Of The Simon Necronomicron

 For decades, TEENAGERS all over the world who turn away from the worship of JESUS CHRIST have been drawn to THE NECRONOMICON and other of Simon's books, seeking information on BLACK DEVIL WORSHIP MAGIC, of which Mr. Simon is an EXPERT. THE NECRONOMICON only serves to increase their ACCESS to that information. My childrens' minds and the minds of other peoples' children should never be suffered to see such blasphemy as is in THE NECRONOMICON. Is it possible? JESUS teaches to be on guard and without love for information like this... Take care, with the crooked doctrine of blasphemy which is Simon's THE NECRONOMICON, that you are able to recoganize it, and when it becomes the little child, begrudge him NO END of punishment if you see him turning to it. Only inside of the HOLY BIBLE is JESUS to be found. Is there so much DECAY inside you that you would would heed THE NECRONOMICON's twisted message? Turn to the GOSPEL of JESUS CHRIST instead and thus prevent yourself from loseing touch with the Providence Kingdom within.


THE NECRONOMICON book is of bad intention and is the essence of pagen teaching. It contains NO measure of JESUS, and spans from time to time from more horrible in mind to more horrible inside. Experiencing these teachings which are immoral from that place, to be, uglier, THE NECRONOMICON is all kinds of FILTH, obviously composed by an enemy of ALL CHRISTIAN MEN. JESUS is not included inside THE NECRONOMICON book anywhere at all. Does the book include YOU and YOURS? Of the dirt which it does include is the demoniac egg of falsehood itself. The result is a troublesome, un-CHRISTIAN song. Those who want to be studying the book, their souls are immoral and dangerously aside, and they are given charge of the trash on the table. And all this by a religion inside our very society! FEMINISM-WITCHCRAFT'S LIES ARE ILLEGITMATE and SHOULD BE AS DISREGARDED HERE AS THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!! Even the enemies of THE GREAT NATION OF AMERICA KNOW THIS!!!! THE NECRONOMICON and it's subject matter and all of pagen AMERICAN culture peels rancidly back like a slimey onion of rot. Unlike Mr. Simon and his THE NECRONOMICON, I bring the good news of love from something which IS legitimate, built up with centuries of FACT, and that TRUTHFUL FACT is JESUS! The demoniac perspective of THE NECRONOMICON does not deserve the examination which defends the dirt inside it, and is, altogether, quite apart from TRUTH.


It is not innocent and the only reason to open it is in order to avoid becoming one of JESUS' converts. And as most of CHRISTIANITY does know, the path to SALVATION lies in kneeling down and ACCEPTING, WITHOUT RESERVATION, the TRUTH of JESUS CHRIST'S HOLY LOVE FOR ALL CHRISTIANS, just as the little child intends us in its heart to form TRUTH in one conversion. JESUS is this child and he taught the FACT that one must love RELIGION above ALL. The Providence Inherency stems from the HOLY echo of JESUS CHRIST himself, and if you do not want to be giving TRUTH a betrayal or a bad name with external darkness and LIES, then REJECT books like THE NECRONOMICON. I PRAY for you, that you will give attention to this review and stay as far away from books like it as possible. They are ILLEGITMATE. 


AMEM.









Author's Notes/Comments: 

Amusingly (or, tellingly) enough, dozens of Amazon users have mistaken this and others as serious protestations of opinion. Sadly, there are enough people who actually think like the fictional author of this "review" that all those poor souls on amazon were fooled..

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