Dinner Before Christmas

The table is set
And we all settle down
Pop open our crackers
And put on our crowns

Ask for the turkey
Pass down the salt
I spilled the turkey
But it's all your fault

Everyone saves
Plenty of space
For the one dessert table
Come on now, make haste!

Brownies and pies
Cheesecake is my fave
But, oh, that buttercook
About that I could rave

Now we all sit back down
About to explode
Some loosen their belts
And get ready to reload

The holidays are a time
To spread love and joy
Sometimes thorugh gifts
It's Santa! Ahoy!

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