EXT. DAKINI'S GARDEN - DAY
Johnny and Nicholas sit at a chess board in the shade of the porch. Nicholas puffs on a cigarillo. He sharpens a Bowie knife while he waits for Johnny to make his move.
JD
(1 part Jack Sparrow, 2 parts
Hunter Thompson)
Say where are we anyway?
Isn't Arizona supposed to
be all dry and uh desert-y?
This looks rather like a
tropical island.
NICHOLAS
(thick Lithuanian accent)
We are in Dakini's Pure Land.
It is however she wishes it
to be.
Dakini strolls into view. She is bare-breasted, a prayer shawl draped over her shoulders. Johnny is completely distracted by her beauty.
NICHOLAS
It is your move Johnny.
JD
Oh uh yes.
Without looking down at the board Johnny moves his bishop. Nicholas glances down, takes the bishop with his white knight, throws it off to the side.
JD
Isn't she hot standing out
there in the sun like that?
NICHOLAS
Dakini does not get hot.
JD
Does she never wear a shirt?
Johnny moves his rook. Nicholas, nonchalant, takes the rook with his pawn, throws it off to the side.
NICHOLAS
Never. Dakini is perfection.
She does not need to cover up.
JD
What do you mean by that?
NICHOLAS
Some people are very ugly.
They have very ugly bodies
and they must cover up or
else everyone's eyes will
burn from having to look at
them. Not Dakini. She is
magnificent. Any man is healed
just by looking at her. She
wears a sarong out of kindness
to you. She knows that you would
be driven to madness with desire
at the sight of her luscious
round bottom and perfectly smooth
bronzed legs. Dakini has a
gorgeous set of gams eh Johnny?
Johnny looks at Nicholas, pushes his glasses up with one hand, absentmindedly moves a pawn with the other.
JD
Yes yes I see your point.
What about you? Aren't you
driven to madness with desire
just by looking at her?
NICHOLAS
I am. But I know that later
tonight while you are sitting
on the cushion meditating, I
will be bathing her and rubbing
jasmine scented oil on her
succulent body. And then we will
be making sweet love and riding
the cosmic wave of orgasm
together.
Johnny raises an eyebrow, looks at him with annoyance, then back to Dakini in the garden. Nicholas knocks the pawn off the board with his king, resumes sharpening his knife.
NICHOLAS
And besides soon you will be
leaving.
JD
No way man. I wanna stay here
forever.
NICHOLAS
You think that you are the
first Johnny, but you are not.
Many have come. She heals them
then she sends them away. She
cries for each of them when
they leave. Dakini loves
everyone. She cannot help it.
JD
But you're still here. Why
didn't she send you away?
NICHOLAS
Because I am her perfect fit,
I am made for her. She is my
reason for being. I will be
holding her when she takes her
very last breath. And then I
will die too. We will enter the
Kingdom of Heaven together.
And if she chooses to come back
I will come back with her.
Johnny looks at Nicholas who meets his eye squarely. He removes the cigarillo from his mouth.
NICHOLAS
Checkmate.
Johnny looks down at the chess board. Nicholas' pieces stand guard in a semi-circle around his queen. Only one piddly pawn remains on Johnny's side. Johnny looks back out at Dakini. She strokes a hummingbird that has landed in her hand, looks over and waves at them.