Taking in all the sights and sounds
Saturday night, and i'm downtown
Makin the rounds
One tequilla, i'm as good as gone
Cheap drunk, my name is Double_A-Ron
Shot of rum, glass of wine
After that ugly chicks start lookin fine
But I don't mind
Throw back a bottle till i'm shitfaced
I ain't nothing but a headcase
Wasted, trashed, i'm an inexpensive boozer
AC is a drunk, but I ain't no fucking loser
Drink it down, ease the pain
Pass out in the pouring rain
Chug back until I go insane
If I was rich I might be poshed
But i'm poor and I get sloshed
Super charged carborator
I'm a smooth operator
I run well
Charged on duracell
Going, going, going, gone
Drunk mother fucking Double_A-Ron
One more won't be overkill
When your drunk, lifes a thrill
It's a skill
I should just pop pills