I look good I dress to impress
Ladies won't settle for nothing less
They try to cause me stress
Bad bad daddy be hung like loch ness
Nobody better second guess
My johnsons big
6 Cylinder rig
You should see that bad boy jig
Fat as a pig
Cook like Christmas ham
Ladies better not yry to feed me spam
AC lookin' for a pootie ram
Spread me like jam
Feed me jelly
Eat to much get pains in my belly