My name is AC
I hail from the CT
Just outside our biggest city
Ladies think i'm pretty
And that ain't shitty
If I was ugly it'd be a pity
I got no ride
I take the bus
Don't get in my way or I cause a fuss
I got a zit and it got puss
If you add a Y to that
Then you get a pussy cat
Or did you mean a hairy mat
I like that
Too
If your hot then i'd do you
Sorry dude ladies only
I'm not down with my little pony
Better believe that i'm not phony
I got one big monster balony