I'm a rap star like Vanilla Ice
I look like Don Johnson from Miami Vice
I'm naughty, but I still look nice
Sweet like sugar, shine like spice
Look'n good comes at a heavy price
High demand, always gotta watch my back
Hung over from the 62 6-packs
Higher then the NSP smoke stacks
watch'n porn, starrin' at booty and racks
Comm'n atcha fasta then a speeding car
Downtown gett'n drunk at the bars
Take shots until I start see'n stars
So wasted that I think i'm on the planet Mars
Plow my way through the other competition
Tak'n on the world, is my one and only mission
Can't take the punishement that I be dish'n
#1 in the human race
Leave a cloud of dust in your face
Sting your eyes and put you down like mace
I set the pace
I'm hungrey and raviged
Two heads thicker then a head of cabbige
wild child, i'm a psychotic savage
Crazy like a lunatic
How come I can't find a chick
Iceberg vodka makes me sick
I just wanna swing my stick