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She Gave Me A Stiffy^^
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Humor She gave me a stiffy the other day
And as she held it in her hands
There was a smile on her face
The longest she'd ever seen
She said to me
And how very proud I was
That it belonged to me
I held that stiffy in my hands
And God, did it feel good
I'd practice with it every day
So I'd be sure I knew what I was doing
She reached for it and I let her hold it again
My Stiffy looked so good
In her tender, loving hands
So soon, my lady friend and I
Will take a short trip by boat
Where we can be alone together
The two of us and my Stiffy afloat
And when we reach the point
Where the fishing may be good
We'll take turns casting my
Stiffy rod and reel
Into the deep, blue ocean.
(STIFFY is a high end manufacturer
of fishing rods and reels)
Gosh, what did you think
I was talking about, you pervert. LOL
