Come on baby
You know you want it
Let me put it in
You know very well
That when it starts
You're gonna wear a grin
When I push the button
And slide it in
It's gonna make you happy
You never know
But you just may find
That it may have you laughing
This is something we can do together
Something to please us both
So let me slip it in, baby
Let us start the show
No one is here
No one will see
It's only you and I my love
Your reputation is safe
I think you'll find
This'll fit you like a glove
So won't you do it
Just this once?
Do it just for me?
Won't you please lay there
Upon this couch
And watch this Monty Python dvd?