Did you know back then it was vulgar
to talk of sex while walking public streets.
And that you could be considered rude
If you didn't say hello to each person you'd meet.
Did you know that back then
the worst thing to be was gay?
They didn't care about
murderers or bandits, I'd say.
Pornography was something
to indulge in, in secret
Not sold in the "Adult Section,"
how ballsy can you get?
But now we have men
sleeping with children
and husbands screwing
their daughters friends.
Do you know what this all is?
Its a horrible calamity.
I miss when bitch was something you'd never say,
I miss the Vintage Vulgarity.