With this ring, I thee wed.
Hello, my Husband.
How do you do?
It's been over a year now,
That we've been joined.
You left, just the other day.
How long will you be gone?
A while, I hope.
To be honest, you're not pleasent to be around.
You bring anger
You bring hurt
You bring jealousy
All wrapped up with your irresistable charm.
Leave, Husband.
Do not return.
We have banished you,
Just like we banished the witches of old.
You bring back everything bad, Husband.
All the terrible things we tried so hard to expel.
You're gone for now, but I know you'll be back.
After all, life ensures you, Sorrow.
With this ring, I thee wed.