There’s plenty of fish in the sea,
Plenty of fish, indeed.
POF of online fame
Could chastely be call,
Catch and release, if you please.
“I’m still married,
“It’s complicated, you see,
“But, maybe we can be,
“‘Just friends.’
“(with benefits?)”
“I’m really 22, I just like older women.
“You wanna have fun?
“Can you lend me some money?”
But then, the gems do clear the forest
Of subs and doms, and
Those gloriously gorgeous
Gift card grifters,
To reveal an artist, a poet,
A righter of wrongs
A doer of things
or, merely, someone,
who can
spell.
And the sparks fly,
And the flirting begins,
Numbers exchanged,
“I’ll give you a ring…”
It goes on for hours,
Sometimes for days,
After a week,
Into friend zone, you’ve strayed.
So be quick on your mark,
Don’t let her outta your sight,
Cuz like any good fish in the sea,
She’s up, and over,
And on to, the next
Shark.