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Real men like Tabasco Sauce

They use it everyday

To be a man, $3.99

Is a miniscule price to pay.



Real men like Tabasco Sauce

It goes real good on fries

The manliest of men

Like to squirt it in their eyes.



Real men like Tabasco Sauce

Only the weak fall for its pains.

The coolest men that ever lived

Have bled it from their veins.



Real men like Tabasco Sauce

They like it nice and thick.

I guess I'll never be a real man,

As to it I'm allergic.