how DARE you laugh at me
i am a creature of dignity
i walk with finess and charisma that you cant find
in your own dreary mind
stroke my fur
and i will pur
because i sense it pleases you
and i need you
for that soft cozy spot at the endge of your bed
and the smell in your pillow when you move your head
the monotonous food that fills my bowl
and the warm safe place when the harsh winds blow
i love you as a child loves his mom
you do what i want
and we can get along
if all my demands are met
nothing will go wrong