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I took my turn to follow the white rabbit

Thinking of something to say full of wit

I knew it was bad, but it’s a bad habit

I wanted warm stiff drink

Something to sip while I think

Not noticing how far I would sink

My mind was slowly starting to abolish

It must be the cell phones and fingernail polish

You know they cause cancer, your brain they demolish

I started to float as I started to dwell

I thought I caught a glimpse of Tinker Bell

She faded fast before I could say my fair well

I was losing my mind like an air horn

Starting to wish I never was born

Cross dressers, shaving cream, and the Queen of Hearts

She seemed nice in at least a few parts

(though her trials were over before the start)

I found the key, but I’ve lost the lock

I’m falling faster now, like water in a rock

Writing spiders, novels and the occasional clock

I need a good cat to catch my computer mouse

It would match perfectly with the cross dresser’s blouse

Remember three sixes beats a full house

I got the hiccups from Dungeons&Dragons

I was watching TV but it was only reruns

Covered by a light that’s brighter then the sun’s

These are my poems for the punishment

Like a lighter with fluid but never a flint

Useful in algebra like a two function calculator

Nothing is worse, but nothing is greater

And for this, I’ll thank my creator

Is love really the same as committing suicide

I want a bride with gorgeous green eyes

I’d take her with pride before we all died

Mad as a Hatter out of time and tea

I’ve found the lock but where is the key

It will work out, you all will see

I’ve found the lock but where is the key

Mad as a Hatter out of time and tea