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Designated Drinker
Handed a beer I drink it down. Intoxicated too much this face holds no frown. Flowing in my system I stumble to stay on my feet. Falling to my hands and knees I creep. Crawling not to stand, but to reach for my pouring beer. Hand it to me please before its empty I fear. While your at it pour my a shot of whiskey or two. Fuck it. Gimme the bottle you. Pukeing only to hold more alcohol. Passing out I rest not at all. You think I ain't much of a thinker. Well the hell with you, cause im the designated drinker.
