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There's A Monster In The Bathroom!
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Satanic Serenades There's A Monster in the bathroom
I heard him last night
He's all big and hairy as he turns on the light
I lay in my bed with covers pulled tight
He groans and he growls
He must be a sight
His shadow, it grows up to my door
The floorboards are creeking
What is in store
The doorknob starts shaking to back and to forth
He's coming closer across the floor
I pull the covers up over my head
"Please Mr. Monster, do not make me dead!"
He switches the light on and what do I see?
My own loving Papa, looking at me
"Now, My little monster, what is the matter?
I did not mean to make such a clatter
I've only come to wish you goodnight
Not fill your dreams with fear or with fright"
With that he leans over and kisses my cheek
There was no reason to fret or to shriek
For I am a monster too, it would seem
And so as I nuzzle and go back to sleep
I wish you a merry and fun Halloween!
