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My Ode To Vincent Tan and Cardiff City called 'Versus Watford 28% Posession
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sport My ODE ENTITLED 'VERSUS WATFORD 28% POSESSION'
Greetings Bluebirds how do you do?
Just had to write a poem to you
looks so messy from afar
from heady heights to lowered bar
Malky gone in a haze of texts
hey you obviously know the rest
Then a gamble on a man
with no experience Mr Tan
And now you chose Mr Slade
Personally, come what may
when a local hero called Tony P
would have come if you asked thee
You obviously couldnt work with him
clueless rhetoric he would have binned
He wouldn't stand for meddling at all
with his life of experience and
your 2 months studying football!
I have been monitoring the news
really are some Cardiff Blues
Ok we just won away
but the brand of football is
causing DISMAY
love the letter from the old man
pointing out that Cardiff's brand
of football, more suited to park
really is a comparison; stark
the best football I have recently seen
was the football under Malky
fast flowing, counter attack
and when needed a defence stack
but back to why I did write
not bothered about the shite
quality of football anyway
dont watch the club these days
because I made a decision
at the beginning of the season
that all I would do would read
the write ups of the BBC
and pay specific attention too
possession percentages of the ex blue
cos they should averaged 50%
with Mr Tans squad heaven sent
and until they reach that point
could only mean a disjoint
bad enough under OGS
at times we looked clueless
not seen a Russel Slade team
even on the TV
until they can get 50% possession
score, shut up shop, aint heaven
no leaders on the pitch too
without them we are screwed
one thing about OGS
a kid in a sweet shop no less
but from the glimpses I have seen
some of his buys played decently
and selling our club captain too
OGS had some screws loose
and none are even getting games
to the outsider that's insane
Russell are you picking the team?
Or does your greatfullness
ensure some lies from thee??
Perhaps this is why MR P
was never offered the job you see
principled, from beginning to end
and a genius with a team blend
and championship experience too
cant believe he's still out of work too
would have done a grand job for you
