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my ode to Brewers Fayre; charged with crimes against humanitys food
Greetings Brewers Fayre how do you do?
Just had to write a poem to you
just cycled past one of your pubs
wouldnt dream of eating your grub
just an observation from me
and some charges against humanity
you see our body's are not designed
to carry sugars and salts any time
especially young kids
invariably get adult doses
I have found a science paper here
that spells it out well clear
and im no doc or scientist
just a druid and a poet
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejm199907223410406
oops forgot to tell u about the sign
that inspired this particular rhyme
unlimited pies and ice cream
thought of which made me scream
the nations fat enough anyway
without your full fat giveaway
suppose full of gluten too
that crap is really no good for you
its a waste product too
another reason I wont eat
at your places, any day of the week
you cook all your food with tapwater
not as good as it oughta
flouride was hitlers most feared
chemical weapon definitely
firs up your third eye too
to make people dumb
rather you than me
so I charge you with crimes
against humanity all of the time
serving them crap to eat
im really glad it isn’t me
everytime you see
a fatty on the streets
have some guilt in your veins
your frozen, gluten packed menu
is more than mad, its insane
and have a lovely day
maximising profits detriment too
the people who eat your sh it food
STOP IT
