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Angels reading 

Everyones heads 

All the time

This poem all over

The place 

Like a Q&A

Yes BMW your in

The ultimate driving machine 

I do agree 

But no good In snow and ice 

Unless its 4 wheel drive 

I adored the one i had 

Drifting every roundabout

I could find 

Shame Lawrence Stroll got skeletons 

Aston Martin not making it 

Fastest iv ever driven 

186.1mph 

On a motorway 

DB9 Vantage 

What a car

Respect for pros

That speeds insane 

And no major brands stateside 

Pass The fit and proper

Company test 

Angels dont like Renault 

Even though 

My bro 

Designed a car for them 

Now Mercedes jumping 

On my brothers 

Car door bandwagon. 

But they like Mercedes 

Izuzu and Toyota 

Full list to follow 

And what does 

Unethical business practices mean??? 

Murder in 4 cases 

Goonsquads bullying 

Both suppliers and 

Takeover targets 

Laundering money 

Dodging taxes 

Supressing technology 

Elon makes his finds 

Available for free 

Pays all his taxes 

And is 

A DECENT HUMAN BEING 

And whens first contact? 

14 months 

Current estimate 

For light and dark 

And what words do i have 

for the Aryan Brotherhood now¿¿¿¿¿????tA 

Go quietly for a lesser sentence, 

push back on seven 

it wont end well. 

And what words to i have 

for my new King? 

My father served the 

crown with distinction;

cooked brekfast for you 5 times too, 

as well as most of your family. 

And id like to be able to follow 

in Stormy's footsteps. 

Unfortunately 

your a figurehead 

controlled by the 

Aryan Brotherhood 

who are pretty much my sworn enemy,

so unless you all break free from Nazis, 

I cant see the crowns of both

Britain and Europe lasting tbf. 

Anyway I need your SAS, SBS, 

Marine Commandos and your Navy 

To win fast 

and they all answer to you and your crown:::::::ALL BORN BLUES BROTHERS::::yTA HATE NAZIS¡! 

So when you coming to say hello 

to your cousin 51 times removed?

Im 8th in line to your crown 

and can prove what I say with DNA. 

2nd in line to the throne of Belgium too 

cos thats where the Bourbons fled to 

post French Revolution. 

Cant do London sorry chief::

I trust the boys at Mi5 and 6 and 5 

know where my secret meeting place is.

Mi5<<<<<<Mi5 happy to do that for you. 

How do i know a brute from Mossad? 

I KNOW EVERYTHING¡¡¡¡!!!yA 

Never met the guy,  

i just have seen into his heart  

and he will make a top draw  

Team leader for the Blues Brothers.  

Sure hes done a few unsavoury things 

but not half as bad as over 1100 of his fellow spies. 

Hes well down the spy cuntism league table::::The 4 boys with dissapearing redlines were in the top 300::: 

But not only is he a believer,  

and a walking brick wall:::But I bet you he could hold his own in the boxing heavyweight division::::: A Left hook to the head of that Nazi sympathiser Usyk from the Grinch and its goodnight Vienna:::And he fancies it too!!! Hes worked him out, only moves one way laterally¡¡¡¡!!! Straight into the Grinches trademark punch.  

How do the spirits drink cider? Well they dont like lager or bitter, its the barley, it kills them(us too). Also co2 is made from cowshit so they dont like draft anything. Aluminium bad for them too. Steel is almost as bad. And also Cider in these parts comes in a wooden barrel, box or bottle, and spirits can drink from them(bottle opened). All natural drinks have an etheric energy to them which has the same effect on etheric beings as the physical beings that consume it:::4 of my ground crews drank Thatchers brewery etherically dry, and 7 drank Roger Wilkins dry(He's the daddy of cider): I got leathered on Cider 3 or 4 times too:::in the company of strangers::::and never cost me a bean:::::::: Whole team got leathered with me. Not appreciated by 41.4% of the crews but the rest had a ball.  

And why black? All i can say is big up the Rodent Crew for their genius on a keyboard:::::YOULL NEVER FIND THEIR CODING::::CODE ON A CODE ON A CODE ON A CODE::CODING¡¡¡!!y A @ [©©P¡¡¡¡¡NG §Г@Г€ ¤F M¡ΩD(check out the album of the same name by one of my favourite acts The Field.)

UNCORRUPTABLE:::My 64th Supercunt Great Grandad Charlemagne played his rivals the Reptilians against me to weaken them, and when I found out, having learnt how to timetravel my timeline, I was insistant they came back. Grandad offered me €5m in cash to not bring them back and i refused. I didnt even think about taking the cash and screwing him over, so that added to my reputation up their for dealing ethically at all times. Proved a good move too, they have been blood brothers to me ever since and a more loyal crew you will never meet up there::Fearless too: Just never given the chance to prove it cos everyone automatically hated on them cos they are truly a bunch of manufactured cnuts. Now they are head of security for Orion, and when the planet full of gold gets made to pay everyone for their service, they will have the contract to guard that as well. And theres a true bit going in the movie Karmageddon about them, and when you see it youll laugh your tits off::::::Yet entirely true:::Fearless isnt the word::::They are much more than that.  

My favourite christmas tune:::Jonah Lewie, Stop the Cavalry which im making reality real soon. Read the lyrics::so true. The Angels favourite:::Wham Last Christmas:::Works on many levels::::RJI

PPPPPPPPPSSSSyA

Zelenskyy now trying to pop nukes TOMORROW to blame Vlad:::That's the i robot in him together with his 6 offshore bank accounts totalling €1.78t. Hes the true villain Ukraine not Vlad:::Needs locking up!!!