an ode to all artists playing UK festivals in 2018



hello said artist how do?
had to write a poem to you
its about any forthcoming gigs
id like to come and pick up shit


the UK's decaDANCE is a scandal
and on it i have a handle
im a womble in real life
make a living from shite


festival goes here in the UK

cause a great deal of dismay

they really do leave everything

and in the landfill its mostly winged


i make a living off this stuff

and guestis to me are good luck

though for some i buy a ticket

waste is awful, takes the biscuit
have written some poems this year
and i can assure you i am sincere
only writing to artists i like
hoping i could pike
where your playing; guesti or two
for the womble ground crew


and im getting in early now
so if you ever get a UK bow
at a Uk festival next year
im hoping you would care
and bolt on a guesti for me
would it help if i said please?
just what can i do for you?
carry your bag or two?
im a mystic and healer
as well as a cleaner

can fix a sore back or leg
or heal the etheric
3 sets of tarot cards too
might i have one for you?


and thanks in advance from me
festival recycler and wannabe
womble at another festi soon
it would for me be a boon
and much love from me
and hope you enjoyed the poetry

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