hello said artist how do?
had to write a poem to you
its about any forthcoming gigs
id like to come and pick up shit
the UK's decaDANCE is a scandal
and on it i have a handle
im a womble in real life
make a living from shite
festival goes here in the UK
cause a great deal of dismay
they really do leave everything
and in the landfill its mostly winged
i make a living off this stuff
and guestis to me are good luck
though for some i buy a ticket
waste is awful, takes the biscuit
have written some poems this year
and i can assure you i am sincere
only writing to artists i like
hoping i could pike
where your playing; guesti or two
for the womble ground crew
and im getting in early now
so if you ever get a UK bow
at a Uk festival next year
im hoping you would care
and bolt on a guesti for me
would it help if i said please?
just what can i do for you?
carry your bag or two?
im a mystic and healer
as well as a cleaner
can fix a sore back or leg
or heal the etheric
3 sets of tarot cards too
might i have one for you?
and thanks in advance from me
festival recycler and wannabe
womble at another festi soon
it would for me be a boon
and much love from me
and hope you enjoyed the poetry