My ode to those playing Creamfields/Festival Number 6/Bestival

hello said artist how do?
had to write a poem to you
its about your forthcoming gigs

id like to come and pick up shit

the decaDANCE is a scandal

and on it i have a handle

im a womble in real life

make a living from shite
 
my glasto name is ziggy cos
some of by beliefs seem silly
tho its not about that i write
its about the art of recycling shite

 

the clear up was bad this year

muddiest one ever; now clear
barbour jacket and a caravan
i recycle what i can

 

if your playing creamfields soon
the recycling is a boon
loads of young kids
leave almost everything

clothes, beer and tents

all to me are heaven sent

 

and if your playing number 6

altogether some different shit

something about the middle class

taking stuff home; cant be arsed

but the musics real good too

never been; would really like to

 

and what about bestival?

my favourite ever festival

though been told has been overrun

by EDM and kids, makes me glum

but the hill to the car parks a killer

which means a total van filler

 

as people run for their ferry

overslept; the waste is insanity
and everything gets thrown away
also most at glastonbury

(but thats a different story)

most festivals are criminal

and im the equalizer: Subliminal

 

im looking for a guesti or 2
for the womble ground crew
wondering if you could help

a hippy with his self-help????

happy to work for them

cos getting in is womble heaven

 

just what can i do for you?

carry your bag or two?

im a mystic and healer

as well as a cleaner

can fix a sore back or leg

or heal the etheric

3 sets of tarot cards too

might i have one for you?

 

and thanks in advance from me
glasto festival recycler and wannabe
womble at another festi soon
it would for me be a boon
and much love from me
and hope you enjoyed the poetry

Author's Notes/Comments: 

calling all artists who play any festivals.... have you got a guesti for me please? lovegrooves@gmail.com 07724927693

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