an ode to Toto Wolff

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Greetings Toto How do?

Had to write a poem you you

winning the formula 1 title again

very much in the fast lane

keep up the good work

controlling your young turks

 

but I write about something else

nothing to do with seat belts

its the symbol on lewis's suit

and helmet, obviously there for loot

it really troubles me you know

kids look up to lewis the beau

 

the logo is for monster drinks

scratch the surface it stinks

the logo stands for 666

the mark of the beast, transfixed

onto millions of young minds

the truth of the matter just grinds

 

watch this video on the tube

dont take their cash its too rude

subliminal messages from that brand

really, they should be banned

noone needs energy drinks anyway

Meditation, Qigong, a purer pathway

 

so ditch the logo and sponsor too

Monster drinks such a horrible brew

your young fans deserve much better

every GP day should be a red letter

please look into it yourself

Monster energy represent pure hell

 

and wishing you all the best for 16

and for yet another clean sweep

but the racing would be much better

if your engines were a market letter

you got the best 2 drivers anyway's

nothing to fear from other teams blaze

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVwxR2aWRA

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

written because Lewis Hamilton's sponsor Monster Energy are well dark and their symbol stands for 666, the mark of the beast in hebrew

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