another ode to Vincent Tan entitled Bargain Bin

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Greetings boys and how do?

The team are now back in blue

though things aint rosy at all

and the fans arent having a ball

Slades not up to the task

just how long is he going to last?

 

We could have had Lennon too

Bolton are flying to Boot

Even Tony P would have come

instead all we got is glum

talent being given away

only one word for it DISMAY

 

Surely Kimbo was worth cash

how long will this madness last

giving our captain away too

Tan must have millions to loose

just cos we play in blue again

someone upstairs has to loose the insane

 

its not clever management at all

giving money away is just mental

We never shopped at Harrods anyway

more John Lewis Harrod wannabe

cash for players now means debenhams

without just in, the BARGAIN BIN

 

and the latter wont get us up

faith from the crowd makes luck

and the fans got no faith in Tan

his meddling and bad decisions

Reading fans mocking the crowd

im not surprised, ours aint loud

3k at Ninian louder than that

not just saying, quoting facts

 

The only saving grace I see

is Tans desire allegedly

to right all the wrongs hes done

otherwise were in permanent glum

another Blackburn on the cards

Maybe wolves, please dont laugh

its no laughing matter at all

only one word to descrtibe

the running of our club

 

MENTAL

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