Greetings boys how do you do
had to write a poem to you
I was only a few weeks ago
you were the Slade fanclub so
wheels coming off the wagon
short time a lot has happened
lots have people lost affinity
with the club including me
I dont bother going any more
loads of others a similar score
crowds at 20,000 declared
when barely 16,000 there
Tans going for a re-brand too
bet you something it aint blue
and the beermat badge will stay
is it any wonder fans dismay
Tans got a deaf ear to them
following city now aint heaven
I remember in advance of the prem
watching who will sign for them
and Malky, for all his faults
over half his signings couldnt fault
and did you see Cornelius's goal
he wasnt a bad player you know
and OGS signed plenty too
most not given a chance too
has Tan told Slade to ditch Ole's boys
as he treats our club like a toy
Most signings didnt get a chance
and doubt whether they will last
just interested in who will be
Slades first signings definitely
considering talent hes getting rid of
the fans have just about had their lot
cutting the nose to spite the face
the current purge is blatant waste
and im a soothsayer for my trouble
hate to burst anyones bubble
no promotion on the cards
for our club; having a laugh
another Blackburn obscurity
with a striker on fire called Rudy
Mr Tans 2 months of study
he now knows it all REALLY????
him and Venkys should be
a double act of comedy
the club I have supported since a boy
a billionaires plaything toy